Another Xhosa Drunkard Mbeki Met At Betty Ford

Ever wondered such a sorry individual as John Hlope could get to be a judge, let alone Judge President of the Cape of Good Hope Provincial Division of the High Court?

Apart from the usual reasons such as being a Xhosa and being as stupid as the day is long?

He's got something on Thabo Mbeki, that's why. In the dying days of the last millenium they were both at the Betty Ford Clinic in California, getting over binges at the taxpayers' expense, and hoping to hide in the sauna.

These two dusky beauties strolled in with their towels around them, sat down on the benches, peered through the steam and saw each other.... The rest is history. Another alcoholic Xhosa with Mbeki in his pocket.

Hlope was too pissed to notice, when he cosied up to Oasis Crescent and accepted their bribes, that he was surrounded by Muslim teetotallers (nominally teetotallers anyway) and that Oasis manages "Shar'ah compliant" investment funds.

Wonder why the Muslims overlooked this souse in their midst? Let's think...