Kelloggs Discovers Blacks in South Africa

Kelloggs, the gigantic multi-national purveyor of food factory sweepings reconstituted and packaged as "cereal", has discovered black people in South Africa.

Just a couple of years ago there were no blacks to be seen on their packs, just cute curly-haired whites and Disney characters.

And then one day these corporate geniuses found that not only were there blacks in South Africa but THEY ARE ACTUALLY SUPERIOR TO WHITES.

There was a mad flurry to re-design the Corn Flakes box to illustrate that blacks are accomplished, aspirant and generally terrific, while whites are really dumb.

So there blazoned on the pack now is a Model C black kid in a waist-coat (where from?) who tells us in a bubble that he wants to be a chartered accountant.

Then there is an unsavoury little Rasta-style girl who wants to open a pre-school and orphanage. Another little black kid in a white coat tells us he wants to be a surgeon.

Languishing at the bottom of the pack is a little white guy who wants to be a fireman and little blondie in a pool tube who tells us she wants to be at the Olympics in 2016.

So you see it's the blacks who are going to be using their phenomenal mental power to improve the world and earn plenty dosh, while the whites will be working for local government and leaving the country even if they have to swim.

All this is about as believable as the nutrition claims made on the pack. The most cursory look at statistics in this country, in Africa as a whole, and the rest of the world shows that whites have invented everything and do everything that is worthwhile.

The same statistics show that blacks are all moronic criminals who deserve nothing better than Kelloggs Corn Flakes.